Headline That's Offensive Cap

That's Offensive Trucker Cap

Hey, that's offensive!!! What do you mean, "what?" That! The thing you just said. It's deeply offensive to me. Why? It doesn't matter why. Because I said so — that's why. Stop trying to have a rational argument with me about this! I've played the "offensive" card. We're done here. I win.

5-panel trucker hat with adjustable snapback
Foam front with printed graphic
Mesh backing for increased ventilation while you're trucking
Slightly curved bill
Approved for use by non-truck-drivers as well